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How to brew the perfect chai

An illustrated guide.

November 29 2020
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  1. wait till it is properly brewed
  2. or just ask me to make it

  1. Fill 3/4 of a mug with water

    Mug of water

  2. Pour water into saucepan and boil

  3. Add two teaspoons of LOOSE tea. I use Kenyan Tea, but any tea with the maximum strength indicator from your preferred retailer will suffice. Teabags are for mugs.

  1. Add some spices to taste. I use around half a teaspoon.

    Ginger powder, black/white pepper, cinnamon, cloves

  2. Add a few drops from your vial of tears accumulated over months of 2020 existential dread

  3. Do fourty star jumps.

    stick person doing star jumps

  4. Read a novel

    War and Peace

  5. Learn a new skill.

    Anatomically correct Rubiks Cube

  6. Stare into the void.

  7. Add a wee bit of milk

  8. Wait until it gets to this colour.

  1. ENJOY!

    McVities Digestive biscuits, broken into perfect halves

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